The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Something else to feel guilty about

Prozac in fish. Are they happier or not? Who knows? I hope I don't find out what all the stuff I'm taking is doing to, say, Polar Bears or Muskrats. I hate to even contemplate it.

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