The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

A bit of civility, please

The author of this article hasn't heard that American political discourse is supposed to have regained a level of gentility and moderation. This quote sets the tone:

"... you've got a little brain, you're permanently paranoid about all these meat-eaters around, and you're trying to protect your young."

Seriously, that's no way to talk about Michele Bachmann.