The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Simple government for simple people

Huckabee courts the anti-snail-eating vote -- actually, the criminally stupid vote. Wait ... it isn't a crime to be a complete imbecile? What about Kilpatrick? Spitzer? Edwards? Oh, they did actually have to do something stupid, not just be stupid? Pity. Wonder how long it'll take Huckabee to join that club?

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