The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Quotations of the week

From the 10/08 edition of New Scientist:

"Brain dead in one country but not in another"

"It's the job of us (sic) theorists to bash out all the possibilities, like monkeys on a typewriter"

"What was it like, sleeping like a chimpanzee?"

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