The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Anthony Weiner was not involved

2011 10 13: Update the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council speaks out!

And the article doesn't say if ketchup or mustard were. But someone flung a hot dog at Tiger Woods. "Just an idiot," said an official, but it was unclear who he was referring to, the sausage terrorist or Woods.

See this post, from many years back, on another public figure being assaulted with food.

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