The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

I served with him

According to the Daily Beast, some military figure named Major Newtbacker has pulled his support from the Gingrich campaign ... excuse me. What? Oh, OK. Sorry, it's just a poorly written headline. A "major" backer of Newt -- somebody who was hugely behind Newt -- has decided not to be. Never mind.

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