The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Breaking news

Someone thinks he or she saw a cougar up on North Campus. The UM Armed Amateur Theatrical SocietyDepartment of Public Safety issued the most intriguingly metaphysical statement you're likely to hear from a police spokesperson: “If it is something, it could potentially be problematic,” On the other hand, of course, if it isn't something, then nothing could be worse.

At press time, famed French philosopher and zoologist, Jean-Paul Sartre, author of "Being and Something Problematicalness," was not available for comment.

Update: 2012 04 15:
It was a dog.

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