The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The birthers go balistic

Somehow, the loonies in the who's-a-born-again-American? movement have gone bi-partisan. A group in California (where else?) now want ALL candidates' eligibility certified, including that of Mitt Romney!

Folks, in what other country in the world could someone like Romney have been born? Seriously? Well, OK, maybe Australia. But other than that?

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