The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I've ordered mine -- how about you?

Yes, friends, it's Mantyhose. The skull pattern is a nice touch, but I'm getting several pair with a John Deere logo, just to make sure it sends the right message.

And yes, as I forgot to say, "Damn Margaret Thatcher."