The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Is our candidates lerning?

Romney: In order to better focus on our core competencies, we will be renaming the country.

The next step in the re-branding of the US will be a new tag line, rumored to be Amercia: it's just south of Canadia.

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