The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Romney: "Noooooooooooooooooo!"

George W. Bush endorses Mitt Romney. Election declared over under little-used "mercy" rule.

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