The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Essential, really

No, "Golok" isn't a Tolkien character.  It's a particular kind of machete.  This one is made in El Salvador, and it's going to see limited service in reducing the jungle around the Domaine to something resembling a steady state.

Could I do that with a set of pruning shears? Yes.  Would it be as much fun? No.

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