The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Another Joe Lieberman

So the great patriot and clear-thinking exponent of small government and, oh, hell, a bunch of other stuff, Ron Paul, says he will “probably vote” in the election, but it's not clear for whom.  He will not, he says, endorse the Romney / Ryan ticket (or at least that's what he's saying now, if you believe a Fox News reporter.)

Come on, Ron. Stage a write-in or a last-minute third-party effort or something.  Pull away as much of the knuckle-dragging vote as you can. Name that Akin moron as your VP.  Go out by doing something of service to your country, finally. Hell, if Ralph Nader can do it, so can you.

Atlas stumbled.

Oh, and just for fun, guess the name of the yacht on which Mitt held a party for big donors: "Cracker Bay." I'm not kidding, unless this article is.

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