Attention Collectors!

Once again, we present three fine items that were proudly featured in a catalog that we received.  Get out that credit card, cash out the trust fund.  These are must-have items!

Ideal for putting out Serbian fires. "One size fits most."

"Italian Military Surplus Cruet / Carafe Set."  Really. Read it for yourself.  April First is tomorrow, not today.

When was the last time you saw a "Military Surplus" item with cute, colored bubble design things on it?  Recently declassified DoD material indicates that these hats were part of a camouflage scheme for covert operations in WalMart stores.

Great for everyday wear around the house or in your Mother's basement while watching "My Little Pony."

That's enough of that.  Now for something completely different.

Our spring line-up

From one of the more enthusiastic military junk dealers whose catalogs I get.


Here's a deal you can't pass up! Not one, not two, but four ludicrous Italian Crusher hats. You'll be crushed, no doubt, when you wear these beauties into combat and your enemies die laughing. Luigi, que pazza?! How many times I'm-a-tella you? The pockets, they go on the pants, on the pants, not the hats.

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Clearly, somebody took Mussolini's hearkening back to the glory days of Rome a bit too seriously. "Never issued:" I bet they weren't.

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And finally, evidence that the French military is following our lead in doing away with don't-ask-don't-tell, they're dumping their field closets. Just the thing for camping it up at the old campground.

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That's all for now!