The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Attention Collectors!

Once again, we present three fine items that were proudly featured in a catalog that we received.  Get out that credit card, cash out the trust fund.  These are must-have items!

Ideal for putting out Serbian fires. "One size fits most."

"Italian Military Surplus Cruet / Carafe Set."  Really. Read it for yourself.  April First is tomorrow, not today.

When was the last time you saw a "Military Surplus" item with cute, colored bubble design things on it?  Recently declassified DoD material indicates that these hats were part of a camouflage scheme for covert operations in WalMart stores.

Great for everyday wear around the house or in your Mother's basement while watching "My Little Pony."

That's enough of that.  Now for something completely different.

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