The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Oops and oops

So much for the Stadium bridge repair

Cutting federal spending and earmarks sounds like a great idea until it's your ox being gored, huh?

Update: we didn't lose all the money.  The original article suggested we did, but actually, it's just a piece of it.

Update: again: I badgered Councilman Chris Taylor into stating that a start date for the bridge repair would be in May, 2011, with an 18-month duration. Neither Kunselman nor Heiftje bothered to reply.

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