The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

You think Obama's in a tough spot

How'd you like to be Silvio "Bunga Bunga" Berlusconi right now?  He survived a no-confidence vote by three votes -- 314 votes to 311 -- to continue to cling to power.  But his chances of getting anything passed in what the Italians like to call a legislature are on a par with the Obama administration passing, oh, say, a nationwide ban on beer.

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