The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Wonderful Juxtaposition

Two headlines on Mlive this morning, one right after the other:

Ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to be deposed in texts lawsuit

Thousands of dead fish found in Erie, St. Clair

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