The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I'm so happy

Peerless inventor of pointless public efforts, L. Brooks Patterson, strikes again. "Son of Wireless Oakland." Bringing free wifi to the "downtown areas" of Clarkston, Holly, and Oxford.

Listen up, Snyder. This is the kind of bold, clear thinking we need! Imagery at left shows the often mentioned wireless-less triangle of Oakland County, located some 35 miles or more from Detroit, and key to any effort to create jobs in doughnut shoppes or hardware stores, where innovation is currently being stifled by lack of capital, lack of trained workforces, lack of ideas, and lack of free wifi.

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