The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

The dinosaurs are eating each other

I never thought I'd be cheered by a story mentioning competitive gains for Target.

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