The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Time to play: Who's talking about whom?

"His record is one of failed leadership. We don't need someone who can speak well perhaps or can say things we agree with, but does not have the experience of being an effective leader," he said.

That quote could be either Mitt Romney talking about Newt Gingrich or Newt Gingrich talking about Mitt Romney. Which do you think? I had to read the article twice to be sure.

Turns out, it was Romney, talking about Newt.

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