The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

The news from Florida

The giant Lego man is now in the sole custody of the Chairperson of the Sarasota Chalk Festival.

Oh, and some Republican won something. Or else one of them lost ...? The one who wants to be president of the moon, I think.

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