The Occasional Joke

Nurse: Patient's name?

Centurion: Marcus Licinius Crassus

Nurse: And his date of birth?

Centurion: 115 BC.

Nurse: All right. And what is he here for?

Centurion: Cataphract surgery.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

I know you're as crushed as I am

Thad McCotter has resigned for reasons of cluelessness, a first for incompetent politicians, whose reasons for bailing out are usually picked from a short list:
  • Having been indicted for something (or actually convicted, in extreme cases)
  • To spend more time with their families
  • To spend less time with their families
  • "Health"
  • The voices in their heads told them to

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