I say "probably apocryphal," partly to show off by using a big word and partly because the list is clearly just edited for different venues of the Olympics. However, it did cause me to think about our own upcoming
- How do you get to Zingerman's? Head east on Washtenaw and keep walking until you witness a drive-by shooting. Then ask.
- Where can I park? Drive south on M-23 until you get to Cabela's. Or, if they're full up, here's an address on Berkley Avenue you can try.
- Do they speak English in Ann Arbor? No, everyone here communicates by signal flags or in Latin.
- What does it mean, "One Way?" I think you'll find that it doesn't matter.
- How long is it? That's rather a personal question.