Hey, punk. If you don't like it here, move to Russia!
And while you're at it, stop off in the UK, look up a guy named David Silvester, and take him with you.
The back stories, if you haven't seen them:
New and archival material from the justly infamous pre-blog era newsletter. Plus other random nonsense from J. Francis McLuggage, Kaptain Equinox, and the staff at Domaine Ste. Melange de Berger. Libenter homines id quod volunt credunt. All content Copyright by the Author except where noted.